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[Captain_Eo1958]

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TOO FINE, YOU KNOW
(To the tune of MJ's "Unbreakable")

Now I'm just recovering
After I fainted
Michael did that to me
Yes, once again
Saw some photos of Mike
"Wow!!! Aaaaww!! Sigh!! Oh my!!!"
And the next thing I knew
Was laying on the ground

Oh Michael you just look so great
Baby, you just make us faint
And when I see you I feel dizzy
MJ I see
And I'm hyperventilating
And I faint and I grin
'Cause Mike you're just so cute, baby

I faint, I scream and
I sigh and grin and
I swoon, please catch me!
When I see MJ's face
Each time I'm fainting
When I see MJ
No guy is like him
Michael's too fine, you know!

Oooh oooh wow!
Aaah
Well

So I stare at him
Won't even blink
'Cause I wanna see
That gorgeous man
And if he's not on stage
I will watch him on film
And keep on staring
That gorgeous thing

I faint, I scream and....
MICHAEL JOSEPH JACKSON IS TOO FINE, YOU KNOW!!!

When he's wearing black jeans
Gold pants or his PJ's
Girls take one look and swoon
Hyperventilate, scream
The eyes, the hands, the mouth, the face
The nose, the butt, the hair, the legs
Mike's too fine, you know!!!!

Rap:
Hey Mike, what cha doing to all us women?
You fine thing
All the girls try to claim to be your PYT
Girls watch your vids 24/7
Try to stay calm though you look hot in your PJ's
Cool we try to act
Behave to the max
But girls must scream
You're Mr. Hot-material
Our dreams are vivid
Each girl wants to meet Mike
Any place you visit
You got fans there
In the hotel girls wait
You go by then and say "Hello!"
Girls cause a riot, start screaming "MICHAEL!!"
One glimpse, half of the girls lay on the floor
'Cause they passed out after you waved at them
And all the girls do agree on
That you're Mr. Goodlooking
They say how you look good
And how you really are banging
Mr. Jackson you're too fine
You make all the girls cry
The aura of your presence
Makes girls faint, 'cause you're HOT!!!


By summer
December 25th, 2002


LOOK AT THAT BUTT
(To the tune of "2000 Watts" by MJ)

You can all now sigh
(You can all now sigh)
As he walks pass us
(As he walks pass us)
And makes us scream
(Prepare to now scream)

*female fans are whispering to each other and watching MJ as he walks pass them*

"Look at that butt!....Look at that butt!...Look at that butt!..."

Them broads
Tremble
Screaming all
No control
Too low
Eyes go
They look where their eyes are not supposed to go

They say"That butt!"
MJ's
Too hot!
Females
They scream
When they see MJ wearing again tight jeans

"Look at that butt!"
They all
Need smelling salts
Real strong
That gorgeous back
You know
One look and they all faint
'Cause MJ's hot!

(They scream...they scream...baby..)

They scream
When see
Gold pants
On him
Some chicks
Try to see
If it's briefs, boxers, thong
That is underneath

Turn back
And know
Chicks look
Too low
Almost
Staring
Surely just because they enjoy what they see

*all the girls realize that they are not behaving...and they want to make a change...*

"We now need to behave and really get a grip y'all"

*other girls agree*

"Yeah..."

*some girls still can't resist and whisper*

"Look at that butt...!"

*Other girls nod knowingly to the girls who whispered before and whisper back*

"No doubt!!"

*all the girls are ready to make a change and behave*

"Alright now....let's behave y'all..."

"Are you ready...?"

*MJ walks pass all the girls*

*The girls keep STARING at him with wide eyes and mouth open...and mumbling to themselves*
"MJ's.......HOT!!!"

*and ALL the girls just can't help themselves and start screaming (and fainting) again*

"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" LOL!

By summer
2001-2002

AND THE BLACK BRIEFS
(To the tune of "Dancing Machine" by The Jacksons)

Chorus 1:
Gold pants, white pants, black pants
And the black briefs
Our baby
Such cute baby

Oooh the man is more than fine, he's
Bootylicious, looks so great
Oooh the females dig his eyes
And his behind, you know, ladies!!
He's such a sexy baby
Ooh MJ is too fine!!

Fans swooning, some wooing
Sighing when they see MJ once
Yeah
Gosh the man is fabulous, he
Just looks too fine, that Jackson
All the girls just want to be his wife LOL!
Yeah
You know that he is banging
Looks super rad now
Just watch him whirl that cute behind

Chorus

Chorus2:
Mike's gold pants, white pants
And the black briefs
Hiw fly open
At M. Square Garden
Fans say "Wow, wow look at him!!!"
He's supreme!!

He's a baby
MJ's a baby
(Oh wow watch him now)
He's so great
He's so great
Such cute baby
Looks so great
He's so great
He's so great

MIKEY YOU'RE FINE
(to the tune of "Baby be Mine")

All female fans squeal when they see your eyes
Ooooh
One glimpse of you just makes all the girls sigh
Mikey you know that's true
Cause you are just charming, what else can we say!
So true! All your magic makes the girls everywhere faint!
Cause Mike you look so great!

Chorus 1:
Yeah Mikey you're fine
(Baby, you're more than just fine!!!!) *AAAAAOOOWW*
And girls drool when they see you, Mikey
Yeah Mikey do that whirl (=whirling the behind around)
(All the time)
And we think that you're really sweet
In gold pants you look really hot *I am ONLY being honest here*
Uh
Ooooh

Females you're just teasing, you blow their mind
(Gold pants, blue pants, black pants, Mikey you're FINE!!) *AOW*
And the way that you whirl that cute behind...!
Michael you are so cute!
Could we meet you and could we just stare your face?
Hey you! Mr. Jackson we want to see you one day!
Cause you just make us faint!

Chorus 2:
Yeah Mikey you're fine
(Baby, you're more than just fine!!!!)
And girls drool when they see you, Mikey
Yeah Mikey do that whirl
(All the time)
Your face the females wanna see
So can we get a glimpse?

Bridge:
Won't you wave at me, oh wouldn't that be fun?!
We promise you Mike, that we females will behave!
"Wanna see MJ!" I'm begging, Mike! I whine!!
Come to Europe at least next March!!

If I can't see you Mike, I'm gonna whine!
(If I can't go see MJ , I'm gonna whine!)
Michael you look so dashing, you look FINE!!!!!
And Mike you are so sweet
You're the nicest guy, we love you, Michael J.!
So we're telling you, Mike, we love you!! You are so great!!
There's no more we can say!!

(Chorus)


OTHER LIES
(To the tune of MJ's song "Butterflies")

Other lies
Other lies

I write tabloid news and stalk all day stars and their wives
Don't care if I write lies
Don't care if sometimes twist the truth
Yeah
And back-stabbing I'll do
Just to get a good story for tabloid news
I just make up lies
And I don't need to be nice
I just wanna bash y'all

I just wanna bash and diss
And I wish I could make up a scoop tonight
And tell some other lies, good lies, good lies

I can wait all day just to get a good picture of their kids
Invade privacy, I don't care how they feel, you see
Everywhere I chase and stalk them
Take some pictures, and then
I publish them all next day, hey
With a story untrue
Oh I love to make up some lies

Twist the story and then
I add some eccentric, bizarre, odd, weird lies, then
If it's good enough
Then I will publish it
Publish the whole stupid lie


MIKEY
(To the tune of MJ's "Money")

Mikey, Mikey
Favorite, inspiring, cute he is, divine he is

Saw your record and just, kind of thought I must
Sing the old songs again, like a true fan does

I don't care, I wanna hear our Mikey
I don't care, I only listen Mikey

So you're feeling hurt, 'cause they twist your words
They don't get it right, it's all absurd

We do care, defend our dear Mikey
'Cause we care, we'll be there for Mikey

We are fighting the tabs 'cause they disgust you
We're all number one fans who really love you
And you're being adored, so you must know
We'll never betray or deceive you, my friend

Mike
Give us music to dance, 'cause we are waiting
'Cause we're all gonna cry, if the album's late again
We cannot understand, we cannot take this
We'd do anything, dear Mikey

Anything, anything, anything dear Mikey
Feeling blue, the album's due
We've been waiting long, like, forever!!

Assure us
That the album is doing fine
Will it be out in time?
I don't think so...

You don't care, you're doing movies Mikey
This ain't fair, been waiting for you Mikey

While you're playing Poe, could you promise us
That you still will go record songs for us

When is there, new album for us Mikey?
We can't bear this feeling now, Mikey

We've been neglected once again for years, it's just agony, you see
Release new songs and we're all smiles, that would be fabulous
You could make that happen

Don't you know we all cry 'cause we can't bear this
And we're soon gonna need morphine and sedatives LOL!
Wanna hear the new songs, oh Mike have mercy!!
We'd do anything, dear Mikey

Anything....

They said he's vacationing all around the world
WE TOO THINK SO! LOL!

Wonder when will that man be back recording?
Why can't he realize that we are mourning
Someone tell me this time he is recording
We'd do anything, dear Mikey
*deep sigh* LOL!

Anything...

We want it, you record it, our victory! LOL!
Mikey where's the album now?
Record it, record it, record it, come on, record it, record it, record it
Mikey, Mikey, Mikey
Aow

Don't tell me
Don't tell me
Don't tell me it is late again

DEAR FRIEND MIKE
(To the tune of MJ'S "Black or White")

Beginning scene:

*at an MJ discussion board...Summer has been posting TONS of MJ parodies already...and keeps posting more every day*

MJ fans: Hey!!
Summer: WHAT?!
MJ fans: Knock it off!!
Summer: Fans, this is the best one!!!
MJ fans: Knock it OFF!!!
Summer: NO!!!
MJ fans: We're so TIRED of them!! Knock it off!!
Summer: Fans...this is the best one!! Come on!!!
MJ fans: No!! Knock it off NOW!!
Summer: No, this is the....I wanna post it okay?!!!!

*MJ fans keep protesting and posting messages to tell Summer to stop posting all the stupid, crazy parodies* LOL!

Summer: Yeah, right.....tired of them...ssuuuurrrrre...EAT THIS!!!!

*Summer gets her own parody forum on the board and is made the "MJ Parody Master"* LOL!

Aow, aow

I think my parody will make you all laugh
But if that is not so, then you might say it's lame
But I hope it is hysterical
'Cause hysterical's what I had in mind
Hee
ANd I am writing it for our Mikey
So I better really get it right
Oh

Hey print my message out when I am done
I have to tell you singing along is fun
Any parody you wanna see
I will do it for you over one night
Hee
But if I'm writing it for our Mikey
Then I better really get it right
Hee
Can't you see
Hee hee

I ain't trying to get better
I'm just writing this stuff
I'm not tired of it baby
No, I will never give up
I have no need to brag, but
I have MJ sheets
One day I will write a
Parody 'bout them, you see LOL!

Rap:
M. Jackson
The man's a sensation
Positive
And cute and so handsome
He's the most known
On a global scale
I wanna hear his songs again
All adults and babies
Say Mike's the greatest
He's the king, he's the one, he's so amazin'
It's out Mike and no other
But Mike, could we see sometimes the album cover....?

Elvis ain't the real king
'Cause he wasn't great like our dear Mike
Hee hee
And if you think about our baby
Ain't no better than our dear friend Mike
I said
If you think about our baby
Ain't no better than our dear friend Mike
I said
He's king and there is no other
Ain't no better than our dear friend Mike
Alright, alright
Uh uh uh
Oooh oooh
Alright
Yeah yeah yeah

He's best
Our Mike
They better try to realize
He's best
Our Mike
Whoo


MUNICH
(To the tune of MJ's "Ghosts")

It was all one year ago
It was so much fun out there
Fans all having a ball
Fans were chanting a lot there

We were longing to see you
We were jumping all in glee
Every time we could see you
We were screaming wildly

Those were the days yeah, hey
Aow

There were thousand fans or more
Chanting "Mike, we love you more!!"
And I kept hugging the bear (=the HUGE teddy bear the Norwegian fans had bought for MJ)
We were happy to be there
And we showed the whole town
Who's the greatest star around
At Bay Hof we were 'til dawn (Bay Hof= Bayerischer Hof...MJ's hotel in Munich)
Then we all went to the show

Those were the days yeah, hey
(In Munich we were having a ball, wanna do it again next fall, Please Mike, don't you?!)
Those were the days yeah


In Munich we saw Michael J. last year, you see
In Munich we saw Michael's show; Our baby, we miss him!!!
In Munich we all proudly shouted "Mike's the king!!"
In Munich we all loudly sang all Mike's songs with feeling

When I think of all that
I am crying, you see
Those were the days in Munich last year, ya see
In Munich last year, ya see

[adax]

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